Friday night was crab night and my first experience of bashing a cooked crab with a hammer in order to get to the yummy crab meat inside the shell!
The lesson goes a little something like this:
Get to know your crab
Struggle to break off the legs - ooooh gross!
practice using your crab hammer on your friend
Eeeek! Bash the crab a bit whilst showering your friend in crab shell.
I'm not sure i'm loving this!
Check cleavage for bits of shell and crab meat - hmmmh classy!
Look very unimpressed with the lack of meat for all this messy work
Pose for messy hand photos
Celebrate all the hard work with a snowballs with added vodka!
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